A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and,(hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops.
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Friday, October 31, 2008
Happy Halloween
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and,(hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Friends and fun
Notice the big gap in the teeth? The boy lost a tooth today!
We came home to enjoy a big pot of chicken soup with dumplings. Dancer made our favorite dumplings, here is the recipe.
Dumplings
3 Tbsp. shortening
1 1/2 Cups flour
2 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
3/4 C. milk
Cut shortening into flour, baking powder and salt with a fork until mixture resembles fine crumbs. Stir in milk. Drop dough by spoonfuls into soup. Cook uncovered 10 minutes. Cook 10 more minutes covered.
To make these really tasty we add a handful of shredded cheese or some dried herbs before adding the milk.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Mycenaean warrior
Monday, October 27, 2008
Feeling naked
There is a neighbor back there in that tree line.
They left the combine behind a row of our fir trees (okay so we aren't that exposed we have a row of trees back there). When we went back to snap some pictures of the field, our cat Kacheekers was up climbing around on the combine. Hope the keys aren't in it!
And now for something completely different.
This was sent to me as an email. I like to get jokes, etc. forwarded to me but I am not usually one to forward them on. However, this one I thought was important enough to put on here.
Top 10 Predictions No Matter Who Wins the Election
1. The Bible will still have all the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise to God.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.
8. There will still be room at the Cross.
9.Jesus will still love you.
10. Jesus will still save the lost when they come to Him.
ISN'T IT GREAT TO KNOW WHO IS REALLY IN CONTROL
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Yum...Applesauce
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Can you hear me now?
Grandma and Grandpa surprised us with a visit today. We are always so happy to see them. Seems we never have enough time to go to their house so they come to us every few weeks. Grandpa Bob finally wore the sweatshirt we gave him for Christmas last year. He always thinks he is tough and gruff but he so isn't. We thought this shirt was perfect for him and he hasn't worn it. The kids are always asking if he has and today he had it on just for them. Will he ever wear it again? Who knows, so we had a to get a picture of him in it. We think he looks pretty good!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Peel the pretty papaya please
We cut the papaya apart and it looked like tiny rabbit poops inside. The seeds were very soft but if they were broken open they had mini pinecones inside.
Way one to get the seeds out: knock the side of the papaya so the seeds will come out but if there is still some seeds use way two.
Way two: Use a spoon
Now you scrape out all the papaya insides to get the fruit part. Use a sharp spoon, I used a measuring spoon.
Or if you don't want to dig out the insides you can use a potato peeler to scrap off the outside. Then you can slice it.
This is the boy's papaya ship. It will sail the seven seas some day. It's captain is a young elephant named Jeffery. On the front is a cannon.
This is the girl's ship. As you can see the captain is sea sick, his face is white. My cannon can shoot 100 pound balls 500 yards.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
It's good to be back home again....
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Trip highlights
Spending lots of time with Grandma - we saw her 10 days in a row! She stayed with us a few days before we went to her house.
Driving to the very edge of Oklahoma and snapping a picture at the border just to say we were there.
Shooting acorns off the deck with a sling shot we got at a craft sale.
Blowing leaves off the patio
Walking sticks and snails. We didn't get a good picture of the snail but the kids found the biggest snail we had ever seen. Snails don't get near that large here in the north.
Visiting this beautiful glass church in Bella Vista. This church was built as a memorial for Mildred Cooper. The building and the grounds are so beautiful and wonderfully maintained.
Going to the lake.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Pea Ridge, Beaver Dam, Eureka Springs
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Are we there yet?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Playing in the leaves
Two
Three
Whee!