Goats really do think that the world revolves around them, and at our house it sort of does. Dad was weeding his beloved cannas the other day when I looked out and see this scenario going on.
I imagine Calliope saying, "No, not that one. The one to the left. No, the other left. Now up. Just a little further. Yeah, that's the one."
Dad hand feeds them the morsel they just picked out.