Dancer and I were meandering around Macy's this afternoon while waiting for Dad and Spark to do a little birthday shopping at a different store at the mall. We got by the perfume section and Dancer was all excited to check out the Justin Bieber perfume "Someday." She sprayed a couple of hearts with the perfume, tried some of the hand lotion which has glitter in it, and got a little sample vial.
We get back in the car and Dancer said that she could still smell the lotion on her hands. Spark pipes in with, "I think if you want to attract men you should smell more like Fleet Farm."