This didn't make me feel any better

Dad and Spark are heading out the door for Spark's Saturday morning flag football game.  It is flag football but they are 4th graders.  Fourth grade boys love to tackle and so it is more of tackle, or pile on whoever has the ball, football.  I yell out to Spark, "Be careful when you are playing!"  I want my little cherub to come home in one piece to me.  Spark yells back, "Don't worry Mom, I will come home with all my teeth."